April 2013
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chickensandwich:
at my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that i am not inside. instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the background.
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These two girls can go ahead and slu themselves off a cliff.
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March 2013
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“For you, a thousand times over.”
– The Kite Runner by Khaled Hosseini (via rainydaysandblankets)
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February 2013
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My religion teacher, a nun in her 60s, is pro gay...
Nun: People who claim homosexuality is a sin because of their knowledge of the Scriptures need to, excuse my French dear children, need to get their heads out of their asses.
Nun: The Scriptures were written long ago, when science had not discovered what we know today about sexuality.
Nun: We have evolved to a different time, and people who are prejudice against gays and lesbians should grow up.
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